đŸ˜‚hilarioushumorfromouterspace
@LlamalnaTux:
[Family of lizards]
Mother: this our oldest son, he's
all grown up now and crushes
buildings
Little lizard: ahem
Mother: *sighs* also, this our
youngest he can get you 15% off
car insurance
prolifaproliborty:
How is this not an actual Geico commercial?
palis-delon:
Wait... Did the little one get into insurance so
people could get compensation for his big brother's
damage?
alberto-balsalm:
No, the big one got into property damage so people
would buy his little brother's insurance ...
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"Some vaccines are grown on stem cells that descend from two aborted babies in the 1960s. As Catholics, we should fight against using these cells for research or vaccine growth. Other options are now available. As individuals, we should also use vaccine other options if available. However, if no other vaccine for a disease is available, vaccines grown on these cells morally can be used. It is remote material cooperation in evil, which can be moral for a greater good, such disease prevention in this case. The Vatican (a 2nd time [#35], & a 3rd time), the English Bishops, the National Catholic Bioethics Center, Catholic Medical Association, an Archbishop with a Bioethics doctorate, a priest with doctoral degrees in both moral theology and microbiology, and most Catholic moral theologians and bioethicists agree on this general outline." ...
đŸ˜¢I woke up with a strong urge to make one of those "I can't believe I still have to protest this shit" signs for the March in DC. Maybe I'll keep it classy and just go with this one instead. But classy's never really been our style.... ...
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